Are you The Messy One?
Are your immediate family farmyard beasts of the cloven hoofed and porky variety? This could be a strong indicator that you’re the messy one in the house. However, sometimes the indicators are less overt:
- Throwing elaborate dinner parties for friends and then disappearing for a fortnight before you’ve had chance to soak a pan
- Spreading your various belongings all over the house; socks in the toilet, plates in the sitting room, textbooks all over the kitchen – your place for things is wherever the heck you feel like leaving it
- Being genuinely unsure whether you have a hoover or not despite having lived in your house for over six months
All of the above are clear signs that you’re The Messy One.
The best thing you can do if you identify as The Messy One is get your act together and only muck up what you’re willing to clean. Alternatively, go and find like-minded people and rent a skip or part of a dump site. It’s bound to be cheaper than an actual house and you won’t have to feel guilty about any of the mess you make.